Jordan Spurling
Last year, the official Aurora University athletic logo was
changed from Sammy Spartan and the letters “AU”, to just simply “AU Spartans”. Some of you have noticed this and some of you
haven’t. The reason however, is probably
not very well known. It wasn’t done
because the athletic department just wanted a change. It was done to accommodate our politically
correct society. University Administration
claimed that the original logo was too “barbaric” and “violent.” Excuse me, and I may be wrong, but I thought
the whole idea behind athletic intimidation was to seem like a dominant
opponent? Since when did we fear that
our logo might suddenly jump to life and climb out of the computer screen and
murder an innocent by stander? But honestly, I shouldn’t be over reacting about
this, because I have heard rumors that next year we are changing our colors to
pink and baby blue and changing our mascot to the Aurora University Fluffy
Cupcake Princesses. On the bright side, I can
say that I am pretty sure that no one will go to sleep tonight in terror hoping
that Sammy the Spartan isn’t lurking underneath their bed. Don’t worry liberals, we changed the mascot
for you.
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